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We live in the weird society right now. "Untrained Bird" by Yoon Young Bae
Everyone uses money to earn money.
In order to get a job, they pay to get their specs.
After buying good clothes and an expensive car for work,
to not forget and leave other people out,
they work hard to pay the bills.
But while everyone's working hard,
the house is completely empty while its owners work.
Could we call it happiness when we don't have a minute to waste it on us.
I will have a good job, clothes and car.
I don't own any house.
Maybe the world might call us the familiars,
but I have this instead of that—something reliable.
The moment I can have fun and
the person I can have fun with,
is always with me.
The Drama About Innocent Cohabitation ~ The Lover ~ (Editor's note: word play - lover can also mean raunchy in Korean)
[Na Apartment Complex] Between long-time lovers, there is a special ability.
We know each other's feelings without saying anything.
- Ow. - Whoops.
What? Are you hurt?
I think I hurt my back while sleeping last night.
Did you turn on the heater last night before you fell asleep?
Yes, I turned it on because it was getting cold last night.
Since it's April, I think you have to not turn it on.
If you just turn it on frivolously because it's cold for a few hours,
the money we have put down for the gas bill won't be enough.
Just wear wear warm clothes and put on the socks I bought you,
and if you're still cold, turn on the electric blanket.
It's bothersome. Female Scrooge.
If you were considerate, I wouldn't have to tell you these things.
What, you're paying the electricity bill? Okay, okay.
Don't curse, you idiot.
I said shoes?
And did you just call me an idiot?
What's the smell? Did you eat poop?
It's because I've got indigestion.
Give me some water.
What kind? Mineral water? Cassia seed tea?
Water, the Gyeolmyeongja tea( made from roasted Senna obtusifolia seeds) seems to be old.
Really? Mom brought it especially.
I'm done. It's so hard.
Already? Do a bit more. What about your belly fat?
I can just do it tomorrow. I have to go out now.
Why?
I have to go meet PD Kim.
Why him?
One of his dubbers backed out last minute, so he told me to come quick. He said he'd give me work.
F*ck. If I work for Animal Farm and Surprise, I won't even bother looking there.
You're cursing again.
Shoes, shoes, shoes! Nyah.
That bastard...
Consensus.
We are an long-time lovers who can read each other's moods through subtle body language.
610
Girls have words they want to hear.
Why do you like Shi Eun?
Why? Why do you like me?
Oppa, why do you like me?
- Girls are always like that. - What?
"Oppa what do you like about me?" kind of questions.
That's right.
Joon, what do you like about me?
I failed. I should have shut up.
You're good at cooking.
And?
You're nice.
And?
You earn a lot of money.
And?
You have a great personality.
And?
You have a great understanding.
And?
You have big boobs.
And?
- You have long legs. - And?
- Your arm. Your arms are long. - And?
Good at folding clothes.
And?
You have a car.
And?
- How long are we going to do this? - And?
- I'm really sorry. - And.
- Tell me what I did wrong. - And!
I know it now!
Yes. Yes. Yes. You are clever.
- And! - Are you sensitive?
This guy, does he really not know what to say?
And! And. And.
Aish.
There are things girls can hear and never get tired of hearing them. - You're good at riding elevators?
There are a lot of things that make us angry, even if we try to hide it.
He has a magical ability to make my cheeks rise up. "I Don't Know" by Peppertones
No matter how many times you look at it, the word, "pretty,"
yesterday and today the words "you are pretty," seem like a lie.
- Why do you like me? - Oppa, why do you like me?
Hey... Those kind of questions are really bad, aren't they, Joon Jae?
Joon Jae...
Why do you like me?
Huh?
No, what do you like about me, since you live with me?
I asked you what you like about me, since you live with me.
Well... Just because.
What do you mean 'just because'? There must be a reason.
No, why do you like me? Huh?
There must be a reason, huh?
Because you're pretty.
What?
Hello? Oh, it's been a while.
Yeah.
It's really been long. How are you doing?
Of course I'm doing fine.
Joon Jae, why do you like me?
What do you like about me, since you live with me?
Why?
I'm an idiot saying it's because he's pretty.
Does he really not know or is he pretending not to?
Maybe I wanted him to know my feelings before I told him.
Even though it's a relationship where we share everything,
sometimes there are secrets that are not easily revealed between us.
What is this?
Why is the strawberry so big? It's so pretty!
Strawberry!
So pretty.
Ah, it hurts.
What was that?
Is it a Tae Mong? (Conception Dream)
No way.
It probably isn't.
What is this? P-pregnant—two lines.
- What to do? - Man Goo, where are you?
- Man Goo! - Yes!
What to do?
Why?
Please get me some kimchi.
Okay.
He's still too young to deal with all these things.
I won't give you some even if you look at me like that.
I don't want any.
By the way, Joon, when did you say your next album is coming out?
I don't know because the agency doesn't have money. Why?
Nothing. Just asking.
Don't you think of soju while looking at this ramen? Should we have some soju?
Sh**!
You scared me.
Ah, the smell of alcohol. It's so early. What's with that?
What happened to the Man Goo that doesn't differentiate between night and day when it comes to alcohol? Forget about it then.
Hey! You should stop drinking now, too.
Why are you drinking during the day? It smells like alcohol.
Why?
You should stop now, too.
What's wrong with you? It's so suspicious.
Is it because you are hungry? But, I'm not going to give you any. I'm going to eat everything.
Don't touch, no— Don't even look at me.
Eat everything.
Yeah, a kid can't look after a kid.
I'm not going to eat.
- You want it right? - No. It smells bad. Go away.
Song Il Guk couple didn't give up any of their triplets.
The triplets eat a lot huh?
Who do they look like?
They're half and half.
And us, too.
Nothing. I'm saying that they look half (like the mom) and half (like the dad).
Joon, do you like boys, like the triplets,
or a girl, like Sa Rang?
I want triplets looking like me.
I'd name them Woo Joo (Universe), Choi Go (Best), and La Ko (Rocker).
- and I'm going to raise them cooly. - Hey!
Use better words.
What's with you? You're really good at cussing.
I'm just thinking that you might make a mistake while you're on TV. Be careful even when you're at home.
Man Goo, you're a little strange today.
You are blanking out often and not drinking soju, your favorite.
Man Goo, are you perhaps...
- In menopause! - F*ck you.
No, it's not. No.
What is this young and lacking friend saying?
From now on, don't be like that, my friend.
It's really strange. Why is she being like that?
What is that? Why are you listening to classical music?
Joon, put that plant on the balcony.
The weather is good, so I think we can leave it out.
Why? I like the smell of wood.
Please do it.
Please do it for me.
I will give you 5,000 won.($5)
Outside?
He's too weak to be a dad.
I have to take a dump.
Please use nicer words.
How can I say this prettily? At this rate, my poop is going to come out.
My hole is going to open. Do I have to say it like that?
Joon, I want to eat strawberries.
Can you buy me some strawberries?
What's wrong with you today?
Here. You can keep the change.
Thank you.
He's too poor to be a dad.
Man Goo! I bought strawberries.
Thank you. Wow they look good.
So good.
Man Goo, you're a bit weird today.
You're suddenly craving strawberries,
listening to classical music, telling me to stop cursing, and not even drinking alcohol.
Man Goo,
are you perhaps pregnant?
He's saying the word "pregnant" as if it's nothing,
a joke, just like the guy who's still a child.
Why do you look so serious. It feels awkward.
- Joon... - Why?
If...
Seriously, if...
I was pregnant...
There's nothing else you want to eat?
What?
I'll buy it for you.
Strawberry milk.
Alright. Something else.
Refreshing strawberry lemonade, too.
I want to also eat strawberry cake and strawberry tart.
Alright.
Do you have money?
- I do. - Should we go together?
No, rest here. I'll go.
Song: "Childhood," by Kwon Young Chan
You should eat, too.
It's okay. I'll eat after you're done.
There's so many anyway. Let's eat together.
Should we?
Don't worry about having a child. I've been dreaming of it for a long time.
Huh?
It's okay. I don't know as well.
Still, I'm fine with both.
What is?
Whether it's a daughter or a son, I would like it, so don't worry about what I said about the triplets.
Okay.
He's still young and he's still poor...
It's delicious.
But I've started to think that it might still be okay.
The strawberry flavored foods he bought, worth his entire fortune, tasted so sweet.
Just like my dream last night.
[Gynaecologist] It could be because you've been working too hard. You're not pregnant.
There were surely two lines though.
Sometimes, there are defective products.
It's a relief, right?
I know, right?
Are you not hungry? Should I make you food?
I'm fine.
What should we do with this?
We have to eat them since you bought them.
All of a sudden, I started craving strawberries that I don't even eat.
Why did you buy so much?
She was flustered.
Why is she feeling sorry towards me?
Ah, it's so hot. Should we open the windows?
It's not even something to apologize for.
It's hot, right?
Here are the strawberries. ₩10,000 ($10) a punnet. For ₩10,000 you get...
What's that?
You can enjoy many different desserts with strawberries.
You can make 30 kinds of dessert using strawberries.
"To My Childhood," by Jaejoo Boys
♫ I love you ♫
♫ For a long time ♫
Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry.
♫ I don't remember that immature friend ♫
She must have felt like this towards the young me.
She felt sorry for something she didn't have to feel sorry for.
She's taking responsibility for me because I'm still young and small.
But right now, I can't do anything for her.
Even these uneventful days that pass by,
will all become memories that you can never get back.
- What? - Not there, right?
Nothing. I don't think it's in the house. We've looked everywhere.
Ah, I think I've really lost my cell phone.
When you called your junior with my cellphone, what did he say?
It's not in the office, either. It's so annoying.
Don't be annoyed. Leave it be and just buy a new one.
What are you talking about? Do you even know how much it is? I was trying to save on living expenses this month
and didn't buy new products that I wanted.
Is money the problem right now? The problem is, it would be hard for you.
Important calls always come at times like this.
Wait a second, stay still. Where did it go?
What?
Stay right there.
Ta-da! I still have the one I used a long time ago.
Wow! This is really old.
What she had was a really old 2G phone.
Isn't this what you used when you were still at school?
Yes. You have a good memory.
Before we started dating, this is what I was using when we were in a "some" relationship.
It's very touching now that I see it.
Right? Wait a minute, I didn't erase the pictures on here. Let's take a look.
There are photos? Let's have a look.
Oh that's Dae hak-ro!
- We went here so many times. - We did. There was a spicy rice cake restaurant around here. Right?
Had we watched around three or four plays?
What do you mean? We probably watched around ten!
Really? That's a lot more than I thought.
We were able to reminisce about our precious memories during our twenties, that we had forgotten in our busy lives.
It wasn't thanks to a special product, but through a small and old cellphone that we rediscovered by chance.
But my eyes didn't seem to be attracted to the stage during that time.
Why? They were boring?
- No. - Then?
Rather than the stage, I wanted to look at you, more.
You're so ugly.
Really? That's a reversal.
If you put it in your eyes,
do you know you look very cheesy?
- Good. - What's wrong? - It really was.
Wow.
This is when we went to the Seoul zoo!
We have been to the Seoul zoo together?
Of course we went to the Seoul Zoo. Don't you remember?
I do.
It was the day the monkey spit at me. Remember?
A monkey spat on me, so I got mad and said I'm going to kill the monkey if I catch it.
Yeah, you're right. The monkey did that. You're right.
I smoked two packs of cigarettes then, remember—because I got so annoyed?
Let me see. What is that?
Give me, give me it. I caught you.
- Ah, this... - Jackpot.
How old were you?
- I don't know! Give it back. - You shouldn't be wearing your hair like this.
- I did... - You did? Wow.
- Give it! - Why do you have rubber gloves around your neck? What the heck?
Wow, you transformed really well.
Didn't I look so innocent? You dated such an innocent and
gentle kid. I look so pretty.
You never imagined you would be living with me, right?
Living together? During this time, I could count how many women I kissed with my fingers.
- Really? - Yeah
-You were innocent - Yeah, I was.
I became like this when I met you.
What about meeting me? What happened then?
I turned for the better after I met you. What is that? It's the North Korean Mountain, right?
The North Korean Mountain! That was really tiring.
You do remember, right?
- Yeah, I do. - Really?
- In the beginning of summer. - Yeah, that's right.
That's right, we went together in the beginning of summer.
Of course I remember. It was when I wore sandals out of my lack of experience and you kept nagging at me for it.
You did wear sandals. Right, right. I remember.
But, it's weird—how come there are only pictures of landscapes and not of us?
How strange.
Was this during our beginning stages of our relationship, when we felt awkward?
- Was it? - I think I remember taking pictures of us though...
Who is that?
I caught you.
Who is this guy? Hey, there's more than one guy...
It's all of this guy. Who's this bastard. Shouldn't you erase these kinds of pictures out of respect?
Did you date a married man? This jerk looks fifty, or even past fifty. He looks close to sixty.
He doesn't even seem rich. Why did you date this kind of bastard?
He has criminal face. What did you do with this bastard?
Don't date these kinds of bastards!
He's my dad!
- Your father? - Yeah.
You called my dad a bastard? Criminal face?
He was wearing a weird hat...
Look at this. Wait a minute. I was right.
Eldest daughter Doo Ri.
I used to use the same cellphone as my dad. I must've mistaken his as mine.
It was.
This cellphone and these pictures in it
as well as those memories encompassed in the pictures
were not ours, but her father's.
At first I told you that we didn't go to the Seoul zoo.
You were going on about getting spit at, by a monkey,
that I figured...
Who would go to the North Korean Mountain in the summer?
You said you came with sandals on.
I think that was Do Gung Mountain now that I think about it.
♫ The age where the petals fall off in the wind ♫
What were we talking about this whole time? ♫ I am still unsure about taking your hand ♫
♫ I was still beautiful then ♫
♫ And didn't know how to hold a grudge like I do now ♫
All the things things we thought were our memories and thought we could feel,
none of them were ours,
- but... - Thanks to it, we were able to go back,
back to when I was the most innocent,
when I had no dreams, because didn't know anything and when I hadn't fallen in love, because I was awkward.
Because of that time of my life, I have memories that give me strength in life.
What is the standard for happiness?
And will we be able to live up to it?
- You can't do this! - Close your eyes.
You're mine.
Joon! Joon, something bad's happened! You're number one on the live search rankings!
Why? Why? Why? Did I do something wrong? Hey, your boyfriend is number one on the search rankings. Daebak!!!!!!
Is it about us living together or something?
Hey, did you perhaps upload something weird on your social media accounts?
Aish, did I? No, it's been a while since I've been on it.
- What could it be? - Why? Why?
Hey, did you curse at people when you were drunk or something because they were making fun of you?
No, it's been a while since I've drank.
- What is it? - Hurry try to remember what you did wrong!
I have to have done a couple of things wrong.
Aish, what could it be?
- Hurry search my name. - Should I?
I'm nervous.
What is it?
One minute.
Oh, Hyung.
I was about to call you. Why am I on the search rankings?
Did I cause trouble?
I don't have to worry?
Oh, so you're coming over here because of it?
Alright.
Your manager is coming over here?
Yeah, he's almost here.
What do we do? He doesn't know that we live together.
It's okay. I already lied to him about living with my cousin.
Oh, alright then. This is the first time I'm seeing your manager, right?
Is that so?
Ah, our manager is really good looking.
It's amazing. His body is really good.
He worked out. He quit working out though because he injured his arm.
You like fit men!
When did this red pepper flake get on here?
I'm going to have to change.
Yeah, change into pretty clothes.
Since you're my "older cousin,"
- you should present yourself well. - Right?
Make yourself look extra pretty! Make him faint!
I feel a bit lazy but since you want me to, I will.
Wait a bit.
Sure.
Look how happy she is.
Young Joon, you saw Naver, right? It's going crazy!
- But what is it about? - It's...
Hello. I'm Young Joon's cousin, Choi Jin Nye...
Hello.
You told me about living with your cousin. She's really beautiful. Special Appearance: Kim Kyung Jin
Not at all. Please continue.
Why? Noona! Stay with us.
Stay with us.
Hyung, so what is it? Did I cause trouble?
This is something really amazing.
- So what is it? - You know how EXID got popular off of a fan camera, right?
But Young Joon...
By any chance... Body cam?
Hey, you crazy bastard! No matter how desperate you were for fame,
what did you do? What did you record?
- What would I have recorded? - So...
You think I'm crazy?
Why would I upload video of us doing that?
You two doing it together?
What I mean is, we sometimes cook together. I was wondering whether he uploaded video of us doing it together.
Since live eating shows are quite the trend lately...
If he didn't, then it's fine.
- Oh, cooking? - Yes.
I would like to eat it someday.
It's not a body cam.
It's not? Then what is it? ~To be continued~
- It's not a body cam.
It's not? Then what is it?
I made a mouth video.
A mouth video?
Hey, you bastard! What did you do with your mouth?
I said what did you with your mouth for them to upload a video like that!
- Manager stop her! - Cousin has a very adult mentality.
No not a mouth video but a crack video (they sound similar in korean)
A crack video?
They call videos that show someone's charms, crack videos.
Yes. It looks something like this.
Bam! hit me hard from the back!
And another word that got created after a video clip was edited... "New-Fan video clip."
I edited the clip to make it seem like a person just newly fell-in-love with a celebrity and became a new fan.
After that video became well-known, I became popular.
This is so funny!
I'm definitely a singer, but people don't like my music but my weirdness.
It's so funny!
I see. So I'm on the top of the search rankings because of this?
That's right! There are so many views!
Thanks to this they are going to invite you to shows now! Young Joon, this is the beginning!
Then is Young Joon finally popular now?
Of course! This is now the end to sufferings and the start to happiness!
-Young Joon! -Noona!
My Joon! You quit school to do music,
Your hard work is finally paying off.
It's been hard on you! You've worked hard Young Joon!
Since I haven't taken care of you,
you've had a hard time.
Now I won't make you suffer any more!
- Just trust me! - Why are you crying, you idiot!
I'm crying out of happiness!
Then why are you crying, Noona?
I don't know!
Joon!
So...
Young Joon! You got an offer for a romance variety show!
What is that?
You know, those match making programs!
It's a program where you live with a female celebrity of your liking on a deserted island for four days and three nights.
What? On a deserted island? With a female celebrity?
Yes. Why?
Why not?
Hey, it's a weekend show airing on a public channel! The viewer ratings are over 20%!
This kind of opportunity doesn't come to just anyone!
Perhaps...
Do you have a girlfriend?
- No! - No!
Right? And even if you have a girlfriend, you have to accept this offer!
This kind of opportunity doesn't come to anyone. You have to do it!
That is true, but it is not like I am good on variety shows. I have a very shy personality
You can just adapt to the variety shows,
and what do you mean you are shy? You go around a lot!
See, even your cousin admits it!
But still, I just got on the search rankings.
If I go on the program, won't my female fans hate that?
Noonim. Don't think of him as your cousin,
but from a female fan's point of view, would you hate it if Young Joon went on a match making program?
Match making?
I don't really know.
I think I would hate it, but also be okay with it...
What do you mean okay?
I'm going to be living with a skinny, pretty, and really young female celebrity for not just one day, but for four days and three nights on a deserted island.
And holding hands, and doing things like this.
We'll be even kissing and touching each other. That's okay with you?
Huh? That's okay?
Let me succeed with my music instead.
Come on, no way! Who believes it as it being real these days?
These days, fans will think it's for business purposes.
And have you ever been in the "Trending Now" after you debuted?
He hasn't. Of course he hasn't. Not even once.
That's why! This is a gift from the heavens!
Young Joon. You know how you said you wanted to go on a music program?
You have to get popular for your next album to come out.
You can only go on a music program if your album comes out. Right?
Is that true? Is the program that important?
Hey, then accept the offer! You should.
I'm okay with...
I mean, the fans will understand.
Why doesn't he understand how I feel?
What's wrong with you, Noona? Then I'll be holding hands with the celebrities,
hugging them, and being intimate. I'm going to do it all!
Does she really not care if I go on TV and do that?
If it's necessary, you should do those things.
Really? Then I should do my best.
- I can ask for numbers, too. - Hey! Why would you do that?
Why not? I can if it's necessary. You just said that!
Hey, but why do you need their numbers for? Haven't you heard him earlier? This is all for business!
I'm getting their numbers because it's a business matter! Is it not allowed?
You're going on a show, so why do you need to get their numbers?
Didn't you know I'm this kind of person? I'm going to get all their numbers.
Hey. Get what? What for?
What do you mean? I'm getting their addresses too. What are you thinking about?
She's so perverted! It's because she's so old!
You rascal!
What did you say? There's nothing you don't know how to say to your Noona!
I called you a granny!
You granny. Stop hitting me I'm going to get dumb.
Hey, how can you get dumber if you don't even have a brain?
You are going to be forty soon!
Wh are you guys like this? Young Joon, hold on to her!
Why are you suddenly fighting? You have to be kind.
Bastard.
Hello, is this the production team of "A Crying Fist (TV show)"?
I sent a video. It's amazing.
Did I go overboard?
She said it for my own benefit.
Man Goo.
What?
Earlier, I was a bit too...
Wait.
Oh, Hyung. Yeah.
I don't think I'll be able to do that program.
I know.
Yes.
No.
Earlier...
My words were a bit too...
Wait.
What? "Seven Men"?
What's that?
Can't I call you a bit later?
I'm on the phone. Sorry.
"Nobody Told Me" by Lucid Fall
What do I have to do with them?
You play games? What kinds?
The luck he's suddenly gotten,
can it also become my luck?
So you just run and stuff?
Or we might even drift apart, bit by bit.
♫ Nobody told me ♫
The Lover_EO10. Nobody Told Me
THE AND
- Cue - What do you mean?
Oh, sorry.
Cue.
Turn your heads a bit.
Turning?
I don't think he wants to film it.
We do know that you turn your head when you kiss.
Should we?
Should I (Kiss)? Should I?
Then you say "Are you kidding me now?"
- Are you kidding me now? - And then Takuya says "What do you mean?"
What do you mean?
Closer And then...
Next week.
Next week...
That's not right.
Do we kiss next week?
- No, no. - Right.
I'll do it again.
I'll do it again. This isn't it.
I'll do it again.
Cue!
Mom, I'm sorry!
Camera man: It's ready.
- What do you mean by ready? - We'll do it again.
Lovers do all kinds of things together.
The show is here.
Fire egg!
Living with someone... Let's not do this.
I'll make you become overwhelmed with joy.
- We have Jung Young Joon here. - Hey~ - What is he doing?
The reason why I gathered everyone here today...
These things!
Should we go get some fresh air? Go to the beach? Go eat something? Watch a movie?
- Well... - Hey!
- You scared me! - Let's eat this, or something! Twice!
Whose are these?
Give me the evidence!
Please calm down.
You said that you have to buy condoms because you ran out.
You told me last time. It's to die to for.
This...
That psycho.